I was telling Catcher to take the plums out of his ears the other day…and it seemed like such a normal phrase to say. In the last 6 months, while many of the phrases haven’t changed, there are some new winners 🙂
take the plums out of your ears
yes, your penis is pointing down
do you need a reminder?
that’s not a nipple, it’s a mole
are you a little boy or a big boy?
good job buddy!
baby, mommy can’t wrestle right now
watch out for Oliver!
I’m sorry sweetheart, we’re out of blueberries
stop kissing him, he’s in time out
stop huggin him, he’s in time out
no, keep your cars too, he’s in time out!
I’ll be here when you wake up
Do you need to go pee pee?
Do you need to go poo poo?
no, mommy must flush it
which color jelly bean would you like?
please sit down
stop hanging on the blinds
where’d your clothes go?
take your hands out of your pants please
your nails won’t hurt when I cut them
look me in the eyes
you must obey
daddy took his white car to work
he’s coming back
yes, the new car is outside (it’s not new)
you were my baby, but you are growing up
where does pee pee and poo poo go?
Catcher wears diapers
do you feel Oliver moving?
you’re gonna be a great big brother
you are a great big brother
time to eat
I love you
hold my hand please
do we need to have a conversation?
don’t touch that!
nap time, grab a car, your blanket and Hamish or Agoo
don’t touch anything!
you’re still not old enough to drink beer
hold this glass with 2 hands, carefully
Who made you?
What else did God make?
Why did God make all things?
you may not throw your food on the floor
look who’s home!
say bye bye
I’m gonna get you
books are our friends
this is a privilege
thank you baby
good cheetah growl!