{after a few clear nights, the stomach bug recycled  with Tee and Catch last night.  The amount of rug/clothing laundry is making me dizzy.  Or it could be the stomach bug making me dizzy.  Or the lack of sleep.  Anyway, we’ve moved on to the more graphic word for the foulness flowing out of their guts and are trying to better direct that foulness off our furniture and rugs.}

me: “Tee, if you have to throw up, where are you going to do that?”

Tee: “In the bathroom.  But if I don’t know where the bathroom is, Daddy said try to throw up on the tile or wood floor.”