It hasn’t come out yet. The kernel of corn, stuck in his left ear. When asked why he stuck a kernel of corn in his ear, he tells me it was his earring and he was saving it. In his ear.
I called the doctor’s office and they said bring him on in. But the big mystery is: how exactly are they gonna get it out?? I asked. They assured me they ‘d either get it out or refer me to someone who could. I feel like this may be code for REALLY LONG DAY.
Which child is this? Oh Catchy…we’re starting to see a theme here.