It’s still in there.

This was supposed to be a “hey, you were great at the doctor’s office and so still while they quickly and easily extracted the corn from your ear” lollipop.

Instead it was a “what the heck, the doctor’s office is closed (!) and we drove all the way here and you are a 3-year-old boy, fully aware of the lollipop in mommy’s purse and will have corn in your ear this whole weekend and please don’t push it down any further and you’re so cute sitting back there with your tiny shirt and red hair” lollipop.

TBEM (to be extracted monday)