The corn is out! Bye bye corn, sucka!
It was pretty thrilling when it came out, I’m not gonna lie. THRILLING.
We flooded his ear with olive oil then stuck this pimple popper thing down there (it’s flat and slightly curved at the end) just under the kernel and lifted up quickly.
I kept chickening out, so Thom stepped in. SWOOP! Kernel sitting on Catcher’s face. It was a deeply satisfying moment. And Catch was just giggling; didn’t seem to hurt him at all.
Moral of the story is: if Leatherman could get a pimple popping tool in the mix, it’d truly be the tool of all tools.